{"id":2607,"date":"2024-03-24T00:26:28","date_gmt":"2024-03-24T03:26:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/?p=2607"},"modified":"2024-03-24T00:26:29","modified_gmt":"2024-03-24T03:26:29","slug":"2607","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/2024\/03\/24\/2607\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-cover alignfull\" style=\"padding-top:20px;padding-right:20px;padding-bottom:20px;padding-left:20px;min-height:635px;aspect-ratio:unset;\"><span aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-cover__background has-background-dim-80 has-background-dim\"><\/span><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-block-cover__image-background wp-image-168\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/elreportivodeolimpia.cl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/sports-tools.jpg\" data-object-fit=\"cover\"\/><div class=\"wp-block-cover__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-cover-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignfull is-stacked-on-mobile is-vertically-aligned-center\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/05-MISCELANEA-3-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2608 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/05-MISCELANEA-3-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/05-MISCELANEA-3-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/05-MISCELANEA-3-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/05-MISCELANEA-3-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/05-MISCELANEA-3.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00a0\u00a0Empez\u00f3 por una equivocaci\u00f3n.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Est\u00e1bamos en navidades y me enter\u00e9 por el borracho que viv\u00eda calle arriba, y que lo hac\u00eda todos los a\u00f1os, que contrataban a cualquiera que se presentase, as\u00ed que fui y lo siguiente que supe fue que ten\u00eda una saca de cuero a mis espaldas y que me dedicaba a pasear a mis anchas. Vaya un trabajo, pens\u00e9. \u00a1Tirado! S\u00f3lo te daban una manzana o dos y si te las arreglabas para terminar, el cartero regular te asignaba otra manzana para repartir el correo, o tambi\u00e9n pod\u00edas volver y el jefe te mandaba a otra parte, pero lo mejor que pod\u00edas hacer era tomarte tu tiempo y meter relajadamente las tarjetas de Navidad en los buzones.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Creo que fue en mi segundo d\u00eda como auxiliar de Navidad cuando esta mujerona sali\u00f3 y se puso a andar a mi lado mientras yo repart\u00eda las cartas. Cuando digo mujerona me refiero a que ten\u00eda un culazo y unas tetazas y en general era grande en todos los lugares adecuados. Parec\u00eda estar un poco chiflada, pero me pon\u00eda a mirar su cuerpo y no me importaba demasiado.<\/p>\n<p>Hablaba y hablaba y hablaba. Entonces sali\u00f3 la cosa.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Su marido trabajaba en una isla lejana y se sent\u00eda sola, ya sabes, y viv\u00eda en aquella casita de all\u00e1 atr\u00e1s, toda para ella. \u2014\u00bfQu\u00e9 casita? \u2014pregunt\u00e9. Ella escribi\u00f3 la direcci\u00f3n en un pedazo de papel. \u2014Yo tambi\u00e9n estoy solo \u2014dije\u2014, me pasar\u00e9 esta noche y charlaremos. Yo estaba liado con una tipa, pero ella a veces desaparec\u00eda durante unos d\u00edas y yo realmente me sent\u00eda solo. Solo y deseoso de aquel culo que ten\u00eda a mi lado. \u2014*De acuerdo \u2014dijo ella\u2014, te ver\u00e9 esta noche.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Estuvo bien, ten\u00eda un buen polvo, pero como todos los buenos polvos, al cabo de la tercera o cuarta noche empec\u00e9 a perder inter\u00e9s y no volv\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Pero no pod\u00eda dejar de pensar: \u00abCaramba, todo lo que hacen estos carteros es dejar unas cuantas cartas en el buz\u00f3n y echar polvos. \u00c9ste es un trabajo para m\u00ed, oh s\u00ed s\u00ed s\u00ed\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0 <\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"has-text-align-right wp-block-post-date has-text-color has-ast-global-color-5-color has-background has-vivid-red-background-color has-medium-font-size\"><time datetime=\"2024-03-24T00:26:28-03:00\">24\/Mar\/2024<\/time><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2608,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"plain-container","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"disabled","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"disabled","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-miscelanea-de-libros"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2607"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2607\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2609,"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2607\/revisions\/2609"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2608"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}