{"id":3074,"date":"2024-06-23T01:29:36","date_gmt":"2024-06-23T04:29:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/?p=3074"},"modified":"2024-06-29T11:09:20","modified_gmt":"2024-06-29T14:09:20","slug":"3074","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/2024\/06\/23\/3074\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-cover alignfull\" style=\"padding-top:20px;padding-right:20px;padding-bottom:20px;padding-left:20px;min-height:635px;aspect-ratio:unset;\"><span aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-cover__background has-background-dim-80 has-background-dim\"><\/span><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-block-cover__image-background wp-image-168\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/elreportivodeolimpia.cl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/sports-tools.jpg\" data-object-fit=\"cover\"\/><div class=\"wp-block-cover__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-cover-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignfull is-stacked-on-mobile is-vertically-aligned-center\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/07-POESIA-3-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3075 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/07-POESIA-3-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/07-POESIA-3-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/07-POESIA-3-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/07-POESIA-3-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/07-POESIA-3.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n\n\n<p>En un banco del Parque Forestal Casi me vuelve loco una mujer. \u00a1\u00c9sa s\u00ed que fue noche de Walpurgis! Empezamos trat\u00e1ndonos de usted. Yo no ten\u00eda mucho que decir, Ella cambia de tema a cada rato.<\/p>\n<p>Hace clases de piano a domicilio, Ella misma costea sus estudios, Enemiga mortal del cigarrillo, Sigue taquigraf\u00eda por correo, Piensa matricularse en Obstetricia, El hinojo la hace estornudar, Sue\u00f1a que se le extirpan las am\u00edgdalas, El color amarillo la subleva, Piensa pasar el dieciocho en Linares, Hace un mes se oper\u00f3 de apendicitis. Una vez se cay\u00f3 de un eucalipto.<\/p>\n<p>Como si todo esto fuera poco Dice que su cu\u00f1ado la persigue: Noches atr\u00e1s se le meti\u00f3 a la pieza. Yo le recito un soneto de Shakespeare. La verdad es que apenas la soporto. Me da rabia tener que simular. Se me ocurren ideas luminosas. Yo tambi\u00e9n digo cosas por decir. Cada cual teoriza por su lado:<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfNos metemos un rato en un hotel? \u2013Dice que hay que esperar una semana. Voy a dejarla en taxi a la pensi\u00f3n. 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