{"id":6329,"date":"2026-02-14T17:27:18","date_gmt":"2026-02-14T20:27:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/?p=6329"},"modified":"2026-02-14T17:27:21","modified_gmt":"2026-02-14T20:27:21","slug":"6329","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/2026\/02\/14\/6329\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-cover alignfull\" style=\"padding-top:20px;padding-right:20px;padding-bottom:20px;padding-left:20px;min-height:635px;aspect-ratio:unset;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-block-cover__image-background wp-image-168\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/elreportivodeolimpia.cl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/sports-tools.jpg\" data-object-fit=\"cover\"\/><span aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-cover__background has-background-dim-80 has-background-dim\"><\/span><div class=\"wp-block-cover__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-cover-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignfull is-stacked-on-mobile is-vertically-aligned-center\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/9-1-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6330 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/9-1-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/9-1-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/9-1-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/9-1-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/9-1.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n\n\n<p><b>*Amor propio I &#8211; Voltaire<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Un mendigo ped\u00eda limosna dignamente, y uno que pasaba le dijo:\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">-\u00bfNo te da verg\u00fcenza ejercer este infame oficio pudiendo trabajar?\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">-Te pido dinero -respondi\u00f3 el mendigo-, no consejo.\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A continuaci\u00f3n volvi\u00f3 la espalda, conservando toda su dignidad.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>*Amor propio II &#8211; Voltaire<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Un misionero que viajaba por la India encontr\u00f3 a un faquir cargado de cadenas, desnudo como un mono, acostado boca abajo y haci\u00e9ndose azotar por los pecados de sus compatriotas, que le daban algunas monedas.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">-\u00a1Qu\u00e9 renuncia de s\u00ed mismo! -dec\u00eda uno de los espectadores.\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">-\u00bfRenuncia de m\u00ed mismo? -replic\u00f3 el faquir-. Hago que me azoten en este mundo para devolv\u00e9rtelo en el otro, cuando seas caballo y yo jinete.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>*An\u00e9cdota III &#8211; Ambrose Bierce<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0El general H.H. Wolherspoon, director de la Escuela de Guerra del Ej\u00e9rcito, tiene como mascota un babuino, animal de extraordinaria inteligencia, aunque nada hermoso. Al volver una noche a su casa el general descubri\u00f3 con sorpresa y dolor que Ad\u00e1n (as\u00ed se llamaba el mono, pues el general era darwinista) lo aguardaba sentado ostentando su mejor chaquetilla de gala.\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2014\u00a1Maldito antepasado! \u2014tron\u00f3 el gran estratega\u2014. \u00bfQu\u00e9 haces levantado despu\u00e9s del toque de queda? \u00a1Y con mi uniforme!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Ad\u00e1n se incorpor\u00f3 con una mirada de reproche, se puso en cuatro patas, atraves\u00f3 el cuarto en direcci\u00f3n a una mesa y volvi\u00f3 con una tarjeta de visita: el general Barry hab\u00eda estado all\u00ed y a juzgar por una botella de champ\u00e1n vac\u00eda y varias colillas de cigarros, hab\u00eda sido amablemente atendido mientras esperaba. El general present\u00f3 excusas a su fiel progenitor y se fue a dormir. Al d\u00eda siguiente se encontr\u00f3 con el general Barry, quien le dijo: \u2014Oye, viejo, anoche al separarme de ti olvid\u00e9 preguntarte por esos excelentes cigarros. D\u00f3nde los consigues?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0El general Wotherspoon sin dignarse responder se march\u00f3.\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2014Perdona por favor \u2014grit\u00f3 Barry corriendo tras \u00e9l\u2014. Bromeaba, por supuesto. Anda, si no hab\u00eda pasado quince minutos en tu casa y ya me di cuenta de que no eras t\u00fa.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:26px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<div class=\"has-text-align-right wp-block-post-date has-text-color has-ast-global-color-5-color has-background has-vivid-red-background-color has-medium-font-size\"><time datetime=\"2026-02-14T17:27:18-03:00\">14\/Feb\/2026<\/time><\/div><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6330,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"plain-container","ast-site-content-layout":"normal-width-container","site-content-style":"unboxed","site-sidebar-style":"unboxed","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"disabled","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"disabled","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"set","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poesia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6329"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6331,"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6329\/revisions\/6331"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6330"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}