{"id":7514,"date":"2026-09-11T13:37:18","date_gmt":"2026-09-11T16:37:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/?p=7514"},"modified":"2026-09-11T13:37:21","modified_gmt":"2026-09-11T16:37:21","slug":"7514","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/2026\/09\/11\/7514\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-cover alignfull\" style=\"padding-top:20px;padding-right:20px;padding-bottom:20px;padding-left:20px;min-height:635px;aspect-ratio:unset;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-block-cover__image-background wp-image-168\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/elreportivodeolimpia.cl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/sports-tools.jpg\" data-object-fit=\"cover\"\/><span aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-cover__background has-background-dim-80 has-background-dim\"><\/span><div class=\"wp-block-cover__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-cover-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignfull is-stacked-on-mobile is-vertically-aligned-center\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/9-1-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7515 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/9-1-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/9-1-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/9-1-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/9-1-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/9-1.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Bestiario &#8211; Mario Benedetti<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La asamblea anual de la Fauna Art\u00edstica y Literaria fue convocada, en primera citaci\u00f3n, a las 20 horas, y en segunda a las 21, pero solo se logr\u00f3 el qu\u00f3rum necesario en el segundo llamado.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Faltaron con aviso el Mast\u00edn de los Baskerville, el Cisne de Saint Sa\u00ebns y Moby Dick de Melville; sin aviso, las Moscas de Sartre y la Trucha de Schubert. Estuvieron presentes: el Loro de Flaubert, el Asno de Burid\u00e1n, la Paloma de Picasso, los Centauros de Dar\u00edo, el Cuervo de Poe, el Rinoceronte de Ionesco y las Avispas de Arist\u00f3fanes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En el Orden del D\u00eda figuraba un punto \u00fanico: la designaci\u00f3n del Rinoceronte de Ionesco como presidente vitalicio y omn\u00edmodo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">El Centauro (Orneo) de Dar\u00edo comenz\u00f3 diciendo: \u00abYo comprendo el secreto de la bestia.\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">El Asno de Burid\u00e1n no pronunci\u00f3 palabra pero dio a entender que ni fu ni fa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">El Loro de Flaubert tuvo una intervenci\u00f3n tripartita e ins\u00f3lita: \u00abCocu, mon petit coco\u00bb, \u00abAs-tu d\u00e9jeun\u00e9, Jako?\u00bb, \u00abJ\u2019ai du bon tabac\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Otro Centauro (Caumantes) de Dar\u00edo apoy\u00f3 a su cong\u00e9nere Orneo: \u00abEl monstruo expresa un ansia del coraz\u00f3n del Orbe.\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">El Rinoceronte de Ionesco movi\u00f3 lentamente el cuerno p\u00e1lido y manchado, como un modo sutil de darse por aludido.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La Paloma de Picasso se acerc\u00f3 volando y su breve excremento cay\u00f3 como un decisivo comentario sobre la impenetrable testa del candidato.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No obstante, la propuesta de los Centauros de Dar\u00edo flotaba en el aire, de modo que las Avispas de Arist\u00f3fanes opinaron a cappella: \u00abNo, nunca, jam\u00e1s, mientras me quede un soplo de vida.\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">El Loro de Flaubert, reiterativo, pretendi\u00f3 intervenir:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00abCocu, mon petit coco\u00bb, pero el Cuervo de Poe abri\u00f3 por fin su pico. Todos callaron, hasta el Loro. Dijo el Cuervo: \u00abNunca m\u00e1s.\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>El disc\u00edpulo &#8211; Oscar Wilde<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cuando muri\u00f3 Narciso, el remanso de su placer se troc\u00f3 de una copa de aguas dulces en una copa de l\u00e1grimas saladas, y llegaron llorando a trav\u00e9s de los bosques las ninfas de las monta\u00f1as, las or\u00e9ades, para consolar al remanso con su canto.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Y cuando vieron que el remanso se hab\u00eda trocado de una copa de aguas dulces en una copa de l\u00e1grimas saladas, soltaron las verdes trenzas de sus cabellos y gritando al remanso le dijeron:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-No nos sorprende que hagas un duelo tal por Narciso, tan hermoso como era.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-\u00bfEra hermoso Narciso? -dijo el remanso.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-\u00bfQui\u00e9n hab\u00eda de saberlo mejor que t\u00fa? -respondieron las ninfas-. A nosotras siempre nos desde\u00f1aba, pero a ti te cortejaba, y sol\u00eda recostarse en tus orillas e inclinarse a mirarte, y en el espejo de tus aguas reflejaba gustoso su belleza.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Y el remanso respondi\u00f3: -Pero yo amaba a Narciso porque, cuando recostado en mis orillas se inclinaba a mirarme, en el espejo de sus ojos ve\u00eda mi propia belleza reflejada.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7515,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"plain-container","ast-site-content-layout":"normal-width-container","site-content-style":"unboxed","site-sidebar-style":"unboxed","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"disabled","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"disabled","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"set","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poesia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7514"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7516,"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7514\/revisions\/7516"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elreportivo.cl\/olimpia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}